tonilia:

Tumblr kinnie text post: komaeda and sans have rabies and piss on each others feet

Tags: OHDNSLSBGBKABDFFFUCKFIRBBIM GONNA KILLYOU OP THIS IS SO SHSJALF FFUNNY IMM KILLING MYSELF IM OVERDOSING IM GONNA DELETE MY BLOG AND JOIN THE PEACE CORPS AGSLANFLGD

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effigyofubiquity:

friendlyneighborhoodsatanist:

affectionatesuggestion:

when you smile, it’s as if the whole world stops to look at the most urethral being on the planet.

urethral

“Ah shit it’s the piss smiler again.”

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peace-bread-land:

setheverman:

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

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oipep:

oipep:

wheres that meme with the guy dressed as a flower begging to be peed on, asking 4 a friend

honestly have i talked about how this is the funniest meme ive ever laid eyes on? the one guys worried expression in the second panel contrasting with his friends bewildered one. the ellipsis. the capitalization on “not’. the betrayal. the dawning of realization on the first guys face when he realized he was going to kill this poor man. the unshaved face. the fact flower man is on his knees with his back arched. every aspect of this comic is working together in perfect harmony to make all my time spent on this website well-spent

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gymsona:

so like i read this horror story where a monster popped out of a toilet and for a while i was legitimately terrified but???? what kind of desperate ass monster do you have to be to resort to popping your head out of a SHIT BOWL??? how low is the horror economy that u have to resort to SHIT scares?? i’m not one to say people deserve things but i s2g if a monster stuck its head in my toilet i would absolutely piss right on its fucking stupid face.and if it sassed me i’d be like what would u expect monster??? i mean your head is LITERALLY in a fucking toilet… so…??. u come into MY property and sit on My toliet and stick your head through MY plumbing and get mad @ ME for living my life??

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